Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mysterious Correspondence

Clara received a very interesting letter in the mail today. (I am not making this up.)

This raises a few interesting questions:
1) When did Clara find "the time" to send in the completed rain check form?
2) When did Clara learn to write (with no "misspellings in [her] name or address")?
3) How did Clara get to the post office?
4) How did Clara purchase stamps, when she is unaware of the concept of exchanging money for goods and/or services?
5) Did she buy the Forever stamps, or just the regular kind?
6) Are they going to change the name of their restaurant to "KGC" or "KF&GC" now that they are selling Kentucky Grilled Chicken?
7) What is "Kentucky Grilled" chicken? Do they have special grills in Kentucky that the rest of the country does not have?
8) When did Colonel Sanders start wearing that apron? Have these people no decency?
9) How do we get on these mailing lists anyway?

1 comment:

Abi said...

That's funny. Seth and I both got those letters, too, and we certainly never filled out anything. My question is, "Why didn't Craig get one? or you? or Donna?"